Lions and Tigers and...

Afternoon announcements at SLHS:

"Good afternoon, this is your captain speaking. Several bears have been spotted in the woods behind the school. Until further notice, all students and teachers are to stay out of the woods. Additionally, teachers are asked not to park in the teacher's parking lot since the bears may break into your cars looking for food. Please respect the natural habitat that we share with local wildlife and stay out of the woods."

Are you kidding!!

I'd better take the twinkies out of the trunk...